Boston Magic Lab · End of Season BBQ · 2026
Eviction Notice
Thursday, April 16, 2026
Middlesex District Court
Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Office of Summons & Mandatory Attendance
NOTICE
SERVED
SERVED
Docket No. BML-2026-0517
Filed: May 16, 2026
Div: Backyard
Notice of Mandatory
Attendance & Festivity
Attendance & Festivity
TO: The Magic Lab & All Associated Friends, Companions, and Persons of Good Standing
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the Boston Magic Lab, acting through its duly appointed agents Felice and the Officers of the Court, has determined that your continued absence from the Annual End-of-Season Barbecue constitutes a material breach of fellowship, and that failure to appear on the date and at the location specified herein may result in consequences of a social nature, up to and including being talked about.
The Court finds that you have no lawful grounds to remain wherever you currently are on the afternoon of Sunday, May 17th, 2026. Your presence is required. This is not a request.
Findings of Fact
Date:Sunday, the 17th of May, 2026
Hour:One o'clock in the afternoon, sharp
Premises:70 Scituate Street, Arlington, MA
Location:The Rear Garden thereof
Presiding:Jeannine, Grill Authority (Absolute)
Obligation:Bring food and/or drink to share
It is therefore ordered, adjudged, and decreed
that you shall attend, eat, and be merry.
Coordination of provisions to follow.
that you shall attend, eat, and be merry.
Coordination of provisions to follow.
NOTE: Non-appearance will be noted in the record. The Court takes a dim view of those who fail to show up when Jeannine is grilling. You have been warned. This notice has the full force and effect of a really heartfelt invitation, which is more binding than law.
Failure to comply with this notice is not a recognized legal defense · Bring something good