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[delivered at a podium, in a very large room, to people wearing hats]

Thank you. Thank you very much. Sit down, sit down.

So I’m here today to talk about something very important. Very important. Maybe the most important barbecue — and I’ve been to a lot of barbecues, believe me, I know barbecues, people come up to me all the time and they say sir, they say, sir you understand barbecue better than anyone — maybe the most important barbecue in the history of this country.

The Boston Magic Lab.

You’ve heard of them. Of course you’ve heard of them. Everybody knows the Magic Lab. Tremendous group. Tremendous. Some people say the greatest magic group they’ve ever seen and I think that’s probably true. I’ve seen a lot of magic. A lot. And these people — these people are special.

They’ve had a season. What a season. An incredible season. Some of the fake news media won’t cover it, they won’t talk about it, but the people know. The people always know. It was maybe the best season anyone has ever had. Ever. In the history of seasons.

And now — and this is the part I love, this is why I’m here today — they’re having a barbecue.

On May seventeenth. Sunday. One o’clock. Seventy Scituate Street, Arlington, Massachusetts — beautiful place, beautiful, I know Arlington, great people in Arlington — in the rear garden, which is a beautiful garden, I’m told it’s beautiful, people tell me it’s one of the most beautiful rear gardens they’ve ever seen.

And Jeannine is going to be there.

[pause]

Jeannine.

Let me tell you about Jeannine. Nobody knows grilling like Jeannine. Nobody. I’ve had steak — the best steaks, from the best places, places you’ve never even heard of because they’re so exclusive — and I’m telling you what Jeannine does at that grill is something very special. Very special. She’s been called the BBQ Dad and I think that’s great, I think that’s a tremendous name, strong name, and she runs that grill like — like a winner. Because she is a winner.

Not like some people.

[shakes head slowly]

Not like some people.

Now. You need to bring food or drink. Okay? Everybody brings something. That’s how it works. You bring something, it’s beautiful, there’s food everywhere, it’s tremendous. The coordination — the coordination is being handled, it’s being handled very well, very efficiently, Felice is handling it and Felice is fantastic, by the way, fantastic, one of the best, people don’t talk about Felice enough, they really don’t —

Felice is a winner.

The Founders are winners.

The Magic Lab — winners.

And you know what? You’re winners too. You’re all winners. That’s why you’re here. That’s why you’re coming on May seventeenth at one o’clock to the rear garden at seventy Scituate Street in Arlington, Massachusetts, and you’re bringing something, and you’re going to have the best time, maybe the best time you’ve ever had, people are going to be talking about this barbecue for a long time.

A long time.

The radical left doesn’t want you to go, by the way. They don’t want you to have a good time. They don’t want Jeannine at the grill. They want to take away your barbecue and give it to — I don’t even want to say it. But we’re not going to let that happen. Are we going to let that happen?

[crowd: NO]

We’re going to have the barbecue.

[crowd: YES]

May seventeenth. One o’clock. Seventy Scituate Street. The rear garden. Bring something beautiful.

God bless you. God bless Jeannine. God bless the Boston Magic Lab.

And God bless the United States of America.

[points finger guns at crowd, mouths “you” at several individuals, walks off to “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”]